neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed/annie)
Title: Mistakes
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Rating: Teen; no warnings
Word Count: 500 words
Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] brittaanniethon on LJ for [livejournal.com profile] lenina20, who wanted Britta/Annie/Abed future fic.

Read more... )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (j&tb)
You were just thinking "Man, when is Briana going to finish that Community/MST3K crossover fic she started writing 3 months ago?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 2 of 2)
Word Count: 1260 (this part)
Notes: Still [personal profile] dancesontrains's fault. Same notes apply as in Part One. Also, if you don't know what The Human Centipede is, I would suggest asking a trusted friend or family member because they might have more consideration for your delicate sensibilities than the wiki summary or anything you might Google would.

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

I would totally let you be the front part of the centipede, for what it's worth )
neigedens: jeff and abed are hungover (jeff/abed)
You guys it is fall and do you know what that means? It means it's time for MORE COMMUNITY FIC YEAHHHHH.

Title: Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
Rating: Teen, for language. No warnings.
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Jeff/Shirley
Notes: Set sort of nebulously in the second half of season 1, so no season 2 spoilers. Thanks to [personal profile] wordsatourbacks for the excellent beta job.
Summary: Jeff pretends to be Shirley's boyfriend. "You know, this is starting to be less like Cheers and more like Three's Company."

I DO WHAT I WANT, BABE )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (troy/abed)
You were just thinking, "Why hasn't anyone written any Community/MST3K crossover fic?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 1 of 2)
Word Count: 960 (this part)
Notes: This is ENTIRELY [personal profile] dancesontrains's fault. I wrote it because it was an idea of hers. It probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen the MST3K ep Mitchell. The dates between the two canons don't quite make sense, but "if you're wondering how the timelines work out and other geographic facts / just repeat to yourself 'It's just a fic, I should really just relax.'"

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

there's a holodeck? )

WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed/troy)
Title: The High School After High School (3/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 7,200 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

Part Two.

Part Three )
neigedens: dude covering a goat's ears (escapegoat)
Title: The High School After High School (2/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 5,500 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

Part Two )

Part Three
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed is listening)
Title: The High School After High School (1/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 3,7 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: Spoilers for 1.06, 1.04, and probably a few others. The title is a quote from The Home Economics Story. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ncc_gqmf for beta-ing and [livejournal.com profile] custardpringle for the constant support/word wars. ♥

Summary: Troy had disappeared. He's already been gone one day, and he has nine school days left before Greendale's attendance policies (which are, as Jeff Winger has always called them, positively high schoolian) catch up with him. Abed isn't so worried about that; he's got bigger thoughts on his mind than just truancy. Abed's almost positive that Troy's been kidnapped, but the first hurdle, of course, is always convincing others to see what's right in front of their eyes.

Part One )

Part Two

Part Three
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Community's been renewed for a second season! The whole show makes me so happy, what with the nudity and the bagles and the ABED FUCKING NADIR FUCK YEAH. Plus the cast all seem like such great, lolzy people that enjoy working together so I'm glad they are not going to soon be unemployed! \o/

So, on that note, IT'S FIC TIME AGAIN YEAHHHH. This time I have spun the Community pairing roulette wheel and landed on...Shirley/Britta! I honestly don't think this fic is the best (it is full of sap), but I love this pairing so much that I'm hoping other people will be inspired to write better stories. PLEASE WRITE SOME SHIRLEY/BRITTA, I AM BEGGING YOU.

Title: Misdirection
Author: [livejournal.com profile] neigedens
Word Count: 1894
Notes: I started writing this for the [livejournal.com profile] femslash_today porn battle but I was too late. Whoops. Anyway, the prompt was "sexual prospects." Sort of a tag to 1.04, "Social Psychology."

I could give you a really good orgasm. Does that sound too conceited? )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
Oh man, so this made my day:



rest of interview under cut )
(You can't actually see any of his junk. Not that I checked. Or rechecked.)

Also, I am almost finished writing a Community fic that is going to be about 15,000 words long? I'M AS CONFUSED AS EVERYONE ELSE BY THIS. Anyway, have an excerpt? :D? It is about 200 words:

Troy had disappeared. He'd been gone one day and he had nine school days left before Greendale's attendance policies caught up with him. )

Look, I have really boring classes this semester. /o\
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
I've been kind of failing at finishing existing fic lately (I have an Epic Community Fic in the works and I'd like to finish up this story about Mirror!Uhura for [livejournal.com profile] halfamoon) but I have been uncommonly productive so I have written this little fic, which has fulfilled my life-long dream of containing both robots and a sex scene without actually devolving into robosexualness.

Title: Everyone Is a Robot
Author: [livejournal.com profile] neigedens
Word Count: 1375
Pairing: Troy/Abed
Rating: Adult
Notes: Tag to 1.15, "Romantic Expressionism." Contains cross-dressing, cyborgs.

Summary: There's something very formalized about a filmed sex scene, even if one of you is in partial drag and the other is wearing a robot arm.

give me some fivesies! )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (tiny nipples)
Oh man, so I have been a fic MACHINE lately. [livejournal.com profile] custardpringle and I have been word warring a lot and it is very useful, because not only do you write a lot more, but there is a supportive voice to give you advice and such after every 200 words or so! And it's all very game of her because I have been on a Community kick and she does not watch Community and yet still reads my shit and says nice things. So &her;!

Anyway, this was written for the porn battle, but I wanted to post it here all properly and whatnot, just 'cause.

Title: you don't have to call me lieutenant (and i don't want to be your son)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] neigedens
Word Count: 561
Pairings: Jeff/Shirley
Rating: Teen
Notes: No spoilers. The prompt was "stepdad."

'God, you're so wonderful,' he murmurs into her mouth, and of course it's always nice to hear that sort of thing, even from a shallow metrosexual playboy like Jeff. )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
TITLE: Rewriting the Script
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Troy/Annie/Abed
WORD COUNT: 2,732
SPOILERS: None, really. Takes place after 1.04, "Social Psychology"
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: None.
NOTES: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ishie for the beta.
SUMMARY: Jeff and Britta understand that Abed is making a new movie, and that they're part of it, and that Troy and Annie are the romantic leads. They just don't understand...well, pretty much everything else.

Jeff has been cast as the Outwardly Unfriendly Stranger with a Heart of Gold, and Britta is the Femme Fatale. )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
Yeah, so, this is dumb Troy/Abed fluff. I usually resent such labels (HOW RESTRAINING THEY ARE) and yet. This is is fluff, and nothing else.
~
Set immediately after 'The Politics of Human Sexuality.' )

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