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Stolen from Fabio
The Pick 12 Characters Meme
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
I went for a few different fandoms and several just for a joke. Let's see how it turns out...
One: Remus Lupin
Two: Nymphadora Tonks
Three: Mundungus Fletcher
Four: Ron Weasley
Five: Ginny Weasley
Six: Harry Potter
Seven: Mad-Eye Moody
Eight: Clinton Tyree
Nine: Pavlov, the crocodile from Tourist Season
Ten: Torgo
Eleven: Sam Vimes
Twelve: Carrot
Have you ever read an Harry Potter/Sam Vimes fic? Do you want to?
No and no. Though I bet some insane crossover-loving author somewhere has written it.
Do you think Ron Weasley is hot? How hot?
Most likely. I like tall guys and (secret shame) I have a thing for guys with hair like Rupert Grint's in the PoA movie.
What would happen if Captain Carrot got Clinton Tyree pregnant?
I don't think that's physically possible.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Pavlov, the crocodile from Tourist Season?
Hee hee. No, but I wouldn't mind seeing a revenge story where he comes back from the dead (or was just faking it; crocodiles must be very tough that way.) But I've never seen any fanfic with Carl Hiaasen's books. Not that I've looked that hard.
Would Nymphadora Tonks and Clinton Tyree make a good couple?
I dunno; he's a bit old for her, but I think she'd like him if she met him. He's sort of a Moody-ish character.
Ginny Weasley/Pavlov the crocodile or Ginny Weasley/Torgo? Why?
Ginny/Torgo, if only to avoid the bestiality. Though I couldn't see Ginny putting up with all the "The Master says you can't stay here" crap.
What would happen if Mad-Eye Moody walked in on Nymphadora Tonks and Carrot having sex?
I saw this in [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s fic: curse the fact that his magical eye can see through doors. (And additionally: go Tonks!)
Make up a summary for a Mundungus Fletcher/Torgo fic.
Stupid, but oh well:
Mundungus has conned The Master out of a large sum of silver. Will he be forced into the evil man's employ? Can he figure out what the hell all those toga-wearing wives were supposed to mean?
Is there any such thing as Remus Lupin/Clinton Tyree fluff?
I doubt it. (Do you get a feeling that writing these pairings down is cursing badfic into existence?)
Suggest a title for a Mad-Eye Moody/Carrot hurt/comfort fic.
"Watchful Eyes"
I hate myself.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Ron Weasley to deflower Remus Lupin?
A well-placed Imperius, I should think.
Does anyone on your friends list read Mad-Eye Moody slash?
Maybe, but I read a rather good one by Samvimes (the fic author, obviously) once.
Does anyone on your friends list read Mundungus het?
I think most sane people don't pair Dung with anyone if they can help it.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Sam Vimes?
I don't think any of them write Discworld fic, but I could be wrong. (They probably wouldn't be too bad either, I think.)
Would anyone on your friends list write Tonks/Ron/Ginny?
Ew, incest. Je pense que no.
What might Torgo scream at a moment of great passion?
MASTER! (Again, I hate myself.)
If you wrote a song-fic about Clinton Tyree, which song would you choose?
"Fortunate Son," of course.
If you wrote a Remus Lupin/Harry Potter/Captain Carrot fic, what would the warnings be?
Turn back now or you'll regret it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Nymphaadora Tonks to use on Torgo?
I couldn't even begin to fathom that one.
When was the last time you read a fic about Ginny Weasley?
Gun's "A Vengful Morass of Blood," I think.
What is Harry Pottter's super-sekrit kink?
Er...he likes...all I can think of is "riding the broomstick," but that's so cliched it's not funny...let me come back to you.
Would Sam Vimes shag Pavlov the crocodile? Drunk or sober?
Thankfully Vimes has cast off the drink, though I don't think any spirit in the world can make a crocodile sexy, unless you're a female crocodile.
If Mad-Eye and Dung get together, who tops?
Moody, definitely.
"Remus Lupin and Pavlov the crocodile are in a happy relationship until Pavlov suddenly runs off with Ron Weasley. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sam Vimes and a brief unhappy affair with Carrot, then follows the wise advice of Ginny Weasley and finds true love with Mundungus Fletcher." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oh god. "Crocodiles Are Not Popular Dinner Guests." If my friends list liked me at all they'd talk me away from writing it. If they wrote it I might defriend them. (Kidding!)
How would you feel if Mad-Eye Moody/Cinton Tyree was canon?
Yay for paranoid old men with one fake eye ships!
That was weird
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
I went for a few different fandoms and several just for a joke. Let's see how it turns out...
One: Remus Lupin
Two: Nymphadora Tonks
Three: Mundungus Fletcher
Four: Ron Weasley
Five: Ginny Weasley
Six: Harry Potter
Seven: Mad-Eye Moody
Eight: Clinton Tyree
Nine: Pavlov, the crocodile from Tourist Season
Ten: Torgo
Eleven: Sam Vimes
Twelve: Carrot
Have you ever read an Harry Potter/Sam Vimes fic? Do you want to?
No and no. Though I bet some insane crossover-loving author somewhere has written it.
Do you think Ron Weasley is hot? How hot?
Most likely. I like tall guys and (secret shame) I have a thing for guys with hair like Rupert Grint's in the PoA movie.
What would happen if Captain Carrot got Clinton Tyree pregnant?
I don't think that's physically possible.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Pavlov, the crocodile from Tourist Season?
Hee hee. No, but I wouldn't mind seeing a revenge story where he comes back from the dead (or was just faking it; crocodiles must be very tough that way.) But I've never seen any fanfic with Carl Hiaasen's books. Not that I've looked that hard.
Would Nymphadora Tonks and Clinton Tyree make a good couple?
I dunno; he's a bit old for her, but I think she'd like him if she met him. He's sort of a Moody-ish character.
Ginny Weasley/Pavlov the crocodile or Ginny Weasley/Torgo? Why?
Ginny/Torgo, if only to avoid the bestiality. Though I couldn't see Ginny putting up with all the "The Master says you can't stay here" crap.
What would happen if Mad-Eye Moody walked in on Nymphadora Tonks and Carrot having sex?
I saw this in [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]'s fic: curse the fact that his magical eye can see through doors. (And additionally: go Tonks!)
Make up a summary for a Mundungus Fletcher/Torgo fic.
Stupid, but oh well:
Mundungus has conned The Master out of a large sum of silver. Will he be forced into the evil man's employ? Can he figure out what the hell all those toga-wearing wives were supposed to mean?
Is there any such thing as Remus Lupin/Clinton Tyree fluff?
I doubt it. (Do you get a feeling that writing these pairings down is cursing badfic into existence?)
Suggest a title for a Mad-Eye Moody/Carrot hurt/comfort fic.
"Watchful Eyes"
I hate myself.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Ron Weasley to deflower Remus Lupin?
A well-placed Imperius, I should think.
Does anyone on your friends list read Mad-Eye Moody slash?
Maybe, but I read a rather good one by Samvimes (the fic author, obviously) once.
Does anyone on your friends list read Mundungus het?
I think most sane people don't pair Dung with anyone if they can help it.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Sam Vimes?
I don't think any of them write Discworld fic, but I could be wrong. (They probably wouldn't be too bad either, I think.)
Would anyone on your friends list write Tonks/Ron/Ginny?
Ew, incest. Je pense que no.
What might Torgo scream at a moment of great passion?
MASTER! (Again, I hate myself.)
If you wrote a song-fic about Clinton Tyree, which song would you choose?
"Fortunate Son," of course.
If you wrote a Remus Lupin/Harry Potter/Captain Carrot fic, what would the warnings be?
Turn back now or you'll regret it.
What might be a good pick-up line for Nymphaadora Tonks to use on Torgo?
I couldn't even begin to fathom that one.
When was the last time you read a fic about Ginny Weasley?
Gun's "A Vengful Morass of Blood," I think.
What is Harry Pottter's super-sekrit kink?
Er...he likes...all I can think of is "riding the broomstick," but that's so cliched it's not funny...let me come back to you.
Would Sam Vimes shag Pavlov the crocodile? Drunk or sober?
Thankfully Vimes has cast off the drink, though I don't think any spirit in the world can make a crocodile sexy, unless you're a female crocodile.
If Mad-Eye and Dung get together, who tops?
Moody, definitely.
"Remus Lupin and Pavlov the crocodile are in a happy relationship until Pavlov suddenly runs off with Ron Weasley. Remus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sam Vimes and a brief unhappy affair with Carrot, then follows the wise advice of Ginny Weasley and finds true love with Mundungus Fletcher." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Oh god. "Crocodiles Are Not Popular Dinner Guests." If my friends list liked me at all they'd talk me away from writing it. If they wrote it I might defriend them. (Kidding!)
How would you feel if Mad-Eye Moody/Cinton Tyree was canon?
Yay for paranoid old men with one fake eye ships!
That was weird