(Something analogous happening where I'm from has never worried me because I'm from Minnesota. For some reason, the idea of being ripped to shred by rabid cobs of corn doesn't seem that bad, for whatever reason. You'd just need a hairdryer and BOOM. Insane, man-eating corn is dead and you've got popcorn. \o/)

This cracked me up, being from MN myself. It's just so true!

And Troy would be an orderly at the hospital and Garth Vader would be the evil malpractice attorney.

HAHAHAHAAA. Brilliant. I just can't stop imagining this. Best sitcom idea EVER.