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IMM WRITNG THIS ANTRY USNG TEH 3NGLISH-2-12-YAAR-OLD-AOLAR TRANSLA2R11!1 WTF LOL PRETY NEAT HUH
ITS?!??!!?! WTF KIND OF ANOYNG HOW AVERYTHNG IS CAPITALIEZD!1!1111 OMG LOL
Anyway. I was packing today and listening to my brother do his spiel on the phone. He has forgone his life of crime for a career selling knives and other "cutting implements." He's not a very good salesman, I gotta say. ("Hello, ma'am. Shake hands with Mr. Knife!") He's far too mild-mannered and not pushy enough at all. (Not that I'd be a very good salesman either, but that's why I stick to wading through a sea of naked Barbies everyday.)
ITS?!??!!?! WTF KIND OF ANOYNG HOW AVERYTHNG IS CAPITALIEZD!1!1111 OMG LOL
Anyway. I was packing today and listening to my brother do his spiel on the phone. He has forgone his life of crime for a career selling knives and other "cutting implements." He's not a very good salesman, I gotta say. ("Hello, ma'am. Shake hands with Mr. Knife!") He's far too mild-mannered and not pushy enough at all. (Not that I'd be a very good salesman either, but that's why I stick to wading through a sea of naked Barbies everyday.)