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So I woke up this morning
...and suddenly I had this HUGE CRUSH on Joe Flanigan. This is troubling me because, I mean, he's cute 'n' all, I'm still unclear about what exactly he does besides...get felt up by latex space vampires and talk about his hair. I think they hired him to be an actor or something? But I have recently watched four seasons of this television show he was on and I retain no clear memory of him besides his vague, spiky presence in a couple scenes. He seems pretty chill, though.
I consider this some SGA AU episode where Momoa is a spaghetti Western bank robber/space pirate cowboy (ETA: Actually, look at the chain and the skulls on the bandanna: HE'S A BIKER) and JFlan is his Mac-owning, kind of hipster-ish dopey douchebag friend. Together they live in an immaculately white kitchen and presumably do a lot of dusting and/or talking about their Macs.
(No, I'm lying, that picture seriously makes me go awwww. :D)
This file is affectionately saved as "IT'S RAPING TIME" on my computer. Alternately it could be titled "LET US THRUST FORWARD OUR IMMACULATE CHESTULAR REGIONS WHILE WE STARE AT YOU IN MUTE, UNANIMOUS HORROR."
This one kind of veers from the JFlan-ness because you can't see his face but I think you can imagine his matching expression of HORROR as he and his buddies reenact a scene from "Alien." That's right, a bug hunt, man. A bug hunt. I don't actually want to show you pictures of the bugs because they're kind of dumb-looking (remember the latex space vampires?) but still.
Back on track (the Flantrack?) we have a nice summation of his range as an actor: "WHOA DUDE"...
"Plz be gentle :(" and...
"Whoa. Dude."
I consider this some SGA AU episode where Momoa is a spaghetti Western bank robber/space pirate cowboy (ETA: Actually, look at the chain and the skulls on the bandanna: HE'S A BIKER) and JFlan is his Mac-owning, kind of hipster-ish dopey douchebag friend. Together they live in an immaculately white kitchen and presumably do a lot of dusting and/or talking about their Macs.
(No, I'm lying, that picture seriously makes me go awwww. :D)
This file is affectionately saved as "IT'S RAPING TIME" on my computer. Alternately it could be titled "LET US THRUST FORWARD OUR IMMACULATE CHESTULAR REGIONS WHILE WE STARE AT YOU IN MUTE, UNANIMOUS HORROR."
This one kind of veers from the JFlan-ness because you can't see his face but I think you can imagine his matching expression of HORROR as he and his buddies reenact a scene from "Alien." That's right, a bug hunt, man. A bug hunt. I don't actually want to show you pictures of the bugs because they're kind of dumb-looking (remember the latex space vampires?) but still.
Back on track (the Flantrack?) we have a nice summation of his range as an actor: "WHOA DUDE"...
"Plz be gentle :(" and...
"Whoa. Dude."