neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? ([personal profile] neigedens) wrote2008-04-22 11:59 am

Starsky and Hutch!!!(?)!

So thanks to the pernicious influence of [livejournal.com profile] unlovablehands I have started watching "Starsky & Hutch." Although it's not really her fault, it's just that I watched "The Fix," which is an episode that smacks you over the head with its massive hurt/comfort kink and makes you its bitch, but it's ok because I really do love the show. Partially because I have fanwanked Starsky into being a surrogate for my love of Yossarian. THEY LOOK A LOT ALIKE, SRSLY. Here's a picture of Alan Arkin, who played Yossarian in the movie:



And here's a picture of Starsky ~*saving the day*~ by freaking out old ladies with his chest hair:



There's no scene in Catch-22 where a Yossarian wearing nothing but a towel waves a gun around in a laundromat while old ladies scream at his partial nudity but I'm pretty sure there should be.

(I also tried to fanwank Hutch into paralleling the Chaplain since, you know, the Chaplain is SO GAY for Yossarian, despite the fact that Hutch is obviously Nately. Because I'm lame like that I couldn't think of anyone in Catch-22 who is loldorably faily and futilely pursues prostitutes and tries to ~fix them~. Nately and Hutch's kinks: not okay, y/n?)

In conclusion:



THE LONG NAKED ARM OF THE LAW. Boy, they weren't n00bs to fanservice in the 70's, were they?

ETA: The cover to my secondhand copy fell off :(, so I want one like this. Also a pony.

Post a comment in response:

If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting