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Starsky and Hutch!!!(?)!
So thanks to the pernicious influence of ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
unlovablehands I have started watching "Starsky & Hutch." Although it's not really her fault, it's just that I watched "The Fix," which is an episode that smacks you over the head with its massive hurt/comfort kink and makes you its bitch, but it's ok because I really do love the show. Partially because I have fanwanked Starsky into being a surrogate for my love of Yossarian. THEY LOOK A LOT ALIKE, SRSLY. Here's a picture of Alan Arkin, who played Yossarian in the movie:
And here's a picture of Starsky ~*saving the day*~ by freaking out old ladies with his chest hair:
There's no scene in Catch-22 where a Yossarian wearing nothing but a towel waves a gun around in a laundromat while old ladies scream at his partial nudity but I'm pretty sure there should be.
(I also tried to fanwank Hutch into paralleling the Chaplain since, you know, the Chaplain is SO GAY for Yossarian, despite the fact that Hutch is obviously Nately. Because I'm lame like that I couldn't think of anyone in Catch-22 who is loldorably faily and futilely pursues prostitutes and tries to ~fix them~. Nately and Hutch's kinks: not okay, y/n?)
In conclusion:
THE LONG NAKED ARM OF THE LAW. Boy, they weren't n00bs to fanservice in the 70's, were they?
ETA: The cover to my secondhand copy fell off :(, so I want one like this. Also a pony.
unlovablehands I have started watching "Starsky & Hutch." Although it's not really her fault, it's just that I watched "The Fix," which is an episode that smacks you over the head with its massive hurt/comfort kink and makes you its bitch, but it's ok because I really do love the show. Partially because I have fanwanked Starsky into being a surrogate for my love of Yossarian. THEY LOOK A LOT ALIKE, SRSLY. Here's a picture of Alan Arkin, who played Yossarian in the movie:And here's a picture of Starsky ~*saving the day*~ by freaking out old ladies with his chest hair:
There's no scene in Catch-22 where a Yossarian wearing nothing but a towel waves a gun around in a laundromat while old ladies scream at his partial nudity but I'm pretty sure there should be.
(I also tried to fanwank Hutch into paralleling the Chaplain since, you know, the Chaplain is SO GAY for Yossarian, despite the fact that Hutch is obviously Nately. Because I'm lame like that I couldn't think of anyone in Catch-22 who is loldorably faily and futilely pursues prostitutes and tries to ~fix them~. Nately and Hutch's kinks: not okay, y/n?)
In conclusion:
THE LONG NAKED ARM OF THE LAW. Boy, they weren't n00bs to fanservice in the 70's, were they?
ETA: The cover to my secondhand copy fell off :(, so I want one like this. Also a pony.
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That said, READ IT. It truly is the best book I've ever read and I'm totally not even using hyperbole there. The movie is kind of meh, but it's good because Alan Arkin is a perfect Yossarian and you get to see his butt because Yossarian is a horny bastard who spends a lot of the movie naked. Win! \o/
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Piet = Major Major Major Major.
'Nuff said.
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Srsly, I now want to find a fic where Piett gets confused about what his actual duties as head of a stardestroyer are so he spends the whole time signing "Washington Irving" to documents until he gets force choked.
(In this scenario, Peter Cushing is a CID man.)
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Q: YOSSARIAN!!(?)!
A: FEATHER IN MY CAP
Appreciate my stunning wit.
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