An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

Dear Yuletide writer,

Ack! I put this off too late and now you probably got linked to a placeholder, for which I am truly sorry. Despite appearances to the contrary, I am SO excited for you to write a fic for me, and obviously usual disclaimers in these types of letter apply: you should take everything I say as only a guideline and can disregard it if it's not your thing.

So! Random shit I like: prison escape stories, stupid sitcom-esque plots, bantering, ~chosen families~, robots, dogs, robot dogs.

( shit specific to my fandoms that I like )

Thank you so much! I am sure I will love whatever you write for me. ♥

It is my considered opinion that you should go READ AND WRITE AND PROMPT STUFF! I am notoriously horrible at prompting, so you should go add some! Also I wrote an Annie/Britta ficlet (yeah, I know, Community, just for a change!) so, yeah. :D

Also I have finished my triannual re-reading of Catch-22. The problem with this is that even though I've read it so many times, I still get confused with the timeline in the first half of the book. Obviously the Glorious Loyalty Oath Crusade happened before the Great Big Siege of Bologna, but did the Splendid Atabrine Insurrection happen first? It still confuses me. I should make a timeline.

So thanks to the pernicious influence of unlovablehands I have started watching "Starsky & Hutch." Although it's not really her fault, it's just that I watched "The Fix," which is an episode that smacks you over the head with its massive hurt/comfort kink and makes you its bitch, but it's ok because I really do love the show. Partially because I have fanwanked Starsky into being a surrogate for my love of Yossarian. THEY LOOK A LOT ALIKE, SRSLY. Here's a picture of Alan Arkin, who played Yossarian in the movie:



And here's a picture of Starsky ~*saving the day*~ by freaking out old ladies with his chest hair:

( cut because not many people could take this CRAZY PICTURE of Starsky over their morning coffee )

There's no scene in Catch-22 where a Yossarian wearing nothing but a towel waves a gun around in a laundromat while old ladies scream at his partial nudity but I'm pretty sure there should be.

(I also tried to fanwank Hutch into paralleling the Chaplain since, you know, the Chaplain is SO GAY for Yossarian, despite the fact that Hutch is obviously Nately. Because I'm lame like that I couldn't think of anyone in Catch-22 who is loldorably faily and futilely pursues prostitutes and tries to ~fix them~. Nately and Hutch's kinks: not okay, y/n?)

In conclusion:

( moar gratutitous nudity )

ETA: The cover to my secondhand copy fell off :(, so I want one like this. Also a pony.