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So I started reading Francisca Solar's Spanish HP epic. You know, the one that got her a book deal and the ability to sound like her ego is as long as her native country.

So I opened the fic up and read the title as "'Harry Potter and the Occasion of the Tall Elves.' Wait, what?"

I r FAIL at Spanish. This is only the third Spanish novel (or novel-length, at any rate) I've ever read and so far it’s somewhere significantly above “El Código Da Vinci” and significantly below “Cien Años de Soledad.” I r also FAIL at literature.