An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

You were just thinking "Man, when is Briana going to finish that Community/MST3K crossover fic she started writing 3 months ago?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 2 of 2)
Word Count: 1260 (this part)
Notes: Still dancesontrains's fault. Same notes apply as in Part One. Also, if you don't know what The Human Centipede is, I would suggest asking a trusted friend or family member because they might have more consideration for your delicate sensibilities than the wiki summary or anything you might Google would.

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

( I would totally let you be the front part of the centipede, for what it's worth )

You were just thinking, "Why hasn't anyone written any Community/MST3K crossover fic?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 1 of 2)
Word Count: 960 (this part)
Notes: This is ENTIRELY dancesontrains's fault. I wrote it because it was an idea of hers. It probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen the MST3K ep Mitchell. The dates between the two canons don't quite make sense, but "if you're wondering how the timelines work out and other geographic facts / just repeat to yourself 'It's just a fic, I should really just relax.'"

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

( there's a holodeck? )

WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

Title: The High School After High School (2/3)
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 5,500 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

( Part Two )

Part Three

Community's been renewed for a second season! The whole show makes me so happy, what with the nudity and the bagles and the ABED FUCKING NADIR FUCK YEAH. Plus the cast all seem like such great, lolzy people that enjoy working together so I'm glad they are not going to soon be unemployed! \o/

So, on that note, IT'S FIC TIME AGAIN YEAHHHH. This time I have spun the Community pairing roulette wheel and landed on...Shirley/Britta! I honestly don't think this fic is the best (it is full of sap), but I love this pairing so much that I'm hoping other people will be inspired to write better stories. PLEASE WRITE SOME SHIRLEY/BRITTA, I AM BEGGING YOU.

Title: Misdirection
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 1894
Notes: I started writing this for the femslash_today porn battle but I was too late. Whoops. Anyway, the prompt was "sexual prospects." Sort of a tag to 1.04, "Social Psychology."

( I could give you a really good orgasm. Does that sound too conceited? )

I've been kind of failing at finishing existing fic lately (I have an Epic Community Fic in the works and I'd like to finish up this story about Mirror!Uhura for halfamoon) but I have been uncommonly productive so I have written this little fic, which has fulfilled my life-long dream of containing both robots and a sex scene without actually devolving into robosexualness.

Title: Everyone Is a Robot
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 1375
Pairing: Troy/Abed
Rating: Adult
Notes: Tag to 1.15, "Romantic Expressionism." Contains cross-dressing, cyborgs.

Summary: There's something very formalized about a filmed sex scene, even if one of you is in partial drag and the other is wearing a robot arm.

( give me some fivesies! )

TITLE: Rewriting the Script
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Troy/Annie/Abed
WORD COUNT: 2,732
SPOILERS: None, really. Takes place after 1.04, "Social Psychology"
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: None.
NOTES: Thanks to ishie for the beta.
SUMMARY: Jeff and Britta understand that Abed is making a new movie, and that they're part of it, and that Troy and Annie are the romantic leads. They just don't understand...well, pretty much everything else.

( Jeff has been cast as the Outwardly Unfriendly Stranger with a Heart of Gold, and Britta is the Femme Fatale. )