An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

Hello, yes, I'm not dead, I just broke my laptop, but I have a new one so I stayed up all night reading Homestuck/writing this stupid fic for Homestuck, you're welcome.

The Fuckamorphosis (god what a stupid title)
Fandom: Homestuck
Wordcount: 2,500
Characters: Karkat, Kanaya, Rose
Pairing: Karkat♦Gamzee
Prompt: Here. Karkat's mutant blood means he has a shorter lifespan than the rest of the trolls.
Summary: You've determined that you're going to die on this hornpile, because why the fuck not? Every time one of these fuckasses you call friends comes in to tell you, "Oh, Karkat, don't be so dramatic, you're not going to die," it makes you just a little more determined to do so, just to spite those doubting motherfuckers.

( >Be the blind girl )

Title: Mistakes
Author: neigedens
Rating: Teen; no warnings
Word Count: 500 words
Notes: Written for the brittaanniethon on LJ for lenina20, who wanted Britta/Annie/Abed future fic.

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You guys it is fall and do you know what that means? It means it's time for MORE COMMUNITY FIC YEAHHHHH.

Title: Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
Rating: Teen, for language. No warnings.
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Jeff/Shirley
Notes: Set sort of nebulously in the second half of season 1, so no season 2 spoilers. Thanks to wordsatourbacks for the excellent beta job.
Summary: Jeff pretends to be Shirley's boyfriend. "You know, this is starting to be less like Cheers and more like Three's Company."

( I DO WHAT I WANT, BABE )

You were just thinking, "Why hasn't anyone written any Community/MST3K crossover fic?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 1 of 2)
Word Count: 960 (this part)
Notes: This is ENTIRELY dancesontrains's fault. I wrote it because it was an idea of hers. It probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen the MST3K ep Mitchell. The dates between the two canons don't quite make sense, but "if you're wondering how the timelines work out and other geographic facts / just repeat to yourself 'It's just a fic, I should really just relax.'"

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

( there's a holodeck? )

WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIRS?

Title: The High School After High School (2/3)
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 5,500 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

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Part Three

Community's been renewed for a second season! The whole show makes me so happy, what with the nudity and the bagles and the ABED FUCKING NADIR FUCK YEAH. Plus the cast all seem like such great, lolzy people that enjoy working together so I'm glad they are not going to soon be unemployed! \o/

So, on that note, IT'S FIC TIME AGAIN YEAHHHH. This time I have spun the Community pairing roulette wheel and landed on...Shirley/Britta! I honestly don't think this fic is the best (it is full of sap), but I love this pairing so much that I'm hoping other people will be inspired to write better stories. PLEASE WRITE SOME SHIRLEY/BRITTA, I AM BEGGING YOU.

Title: Misdirection
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 1894
Notes: I started writing this for the femslash_today porn battle but I was too late. Whoops. Anyway, the prompt was "sexual prospects." Sort of a tag to 1.04, "Social Psychology."

( I could give you a really good orgasm. Does that sound too conceited? )

I've been kind of failing at finishing existing fic lately (I have an Epic Community Fic in the works and I'd like to finish up this story about Mirror!Uhura for halfamoon) but I have been uncommonly productive so I have written this little fic, which has fulfilled my life-long dream of containing both robots and a sex scene without actually devolving into robosexualness.

Title: Everyone Is a Robot
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 1375
Pairing: Troy/Abed
Rating: Adult
Notes: Tag to 1.15, "Romantic Expressionism." Contains cross-dressing, cyborgs.

Summary: There's something very formalized about a filmed sex scene, even if one of you is in partial drag and the other is wearing a robot arm.

( give me some fivesies! )

TITLE: Rewriting the Script
CHARACTERS/PAIRING: Troy/Annie/Abed
WORD COUNT: 2,732
SPOILERS: None, really. Takes place after 1.04, "Social Psychology"
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: None.
NOTES: Thanks to ishie for the beta.
SUMMARY: Jeff and Britta understand that Abed is making a new movie, and that they're part of it, and that Troy and Annie are the romantic leads. They just don't understand...well, pretty much everything else.

( Jeff has been cast as the Outwardly Unfriendly Stranger with a Heart of Gold, and Britta is the Femme Fatale. )

So you know when you're up late at night, watching Star Trek movies, and suddenly you want to write Spock/McCoy fic from when Bones had Spock's katra all up in his grill? We all go through that phase, but some of us are weaker than others!

TITLE: Do Vulcans Dream of Electric Doctors?
PAIRING: Spock/McCoy
SUMMARY: “It's probably not even your fault, Spock,” he muttered. “I was probably destined to go mad in space some day anyway. You probably just made the process a lot more efficient. How typical.” Dr. McCoy has got Vulcan on the brain.
NOTES: This fic is set during “The Search for Spock” and happens to reference a lot to a certain TOS episode, the second season's “Bread and Circuses.” For those of you who have not seen it, I will sum up: gladiators and ~sexual tension~. That's about it.

Also thanks to Chickdude, ms_treesap, and ishie for beta-ing and reading beforehand.
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( DAMMIT JIM )

Happy New Year, everyone! Instead of outlining the Constitution (ugh) like I'm supposed to be doing right now, I've brought you this little story, my fic for the govt_stole_toad Resolutions Challenge. I had prompt #5.

(BTW, we all acknowledge that the Government Stole My Toad is the best ship name ever, while the rest usually suck? Ok, good.)

Title: Unknown Territories
Author: Briana Rose (briana_rose07)
Format and Word Count: One-shot, 1600 words
Rating: G
Summary: "Everyone is frightened of something," she said. "Brave people just know exactly what it is.” After the funeral Neville and Luna discuss their futures.
Author's Notes: Kind of a companion piece to Thestrals.

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