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Hello, yes, I'm not dead, I just broke my laptop, but I have a new one so I stayed up all night reading Homestuck/writing this stupid fic for Homestuck, you're welcome.

The Fuckamorphosis (god what a stupid title)
Fandom: Homestuck
Wordcount: 2,500
Characters: Karkat, Kanaya, Rose
Pairing: Karkat♦Gamzee
Prompt: Here. Karkat's mutant blood means he has a shorter lifespan than the rest of the trolls.
Summary: You've determined that you're going to die on this hornpile, because why the fuck not? Every time one of these fuckasses you call friends comes in to tell you, "Oh, Karkat, don't be so dramatic, you're not going to die," it makes you just a little more determined to do so, just to spite those doubting motherfuckers.

>Be the blind girl )
neigedens: shirtless man staringly longingly ("i love you" "i know")
This was pretty much inevitable. Also I got more of a kick out of using the Troy icon than I should have.

Title: Simple Tricks and Nonsense
Fandom: Star Wars: A New Hope
Word Count: 3028
Rating: R
Characters: Han/Leia/Luke
Warning(s): (highlight to reveal) Well, incest, obviously. Inadvertent incest. I'm not sure if that defense holds up in court or not.
Notes: Thanks to [ profile] custardpringle for beta-ing.

Summary: The experimental protocol droid in the barroom on Yavin IV was the start of all of Princess Leia's problems. In a way.

Analysis shows: 40 percent chance of Skywalker imbibing enough alcohol to induce vomiting. 30 percent chance of Skywalker and Solo engaging in fisticuffs or impromptu lightsaber/extra-long drink straw battle-- )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed/annie)
Title: Mistakes
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Rating: Teen; no warnings
Word Count: 500 words
Notes: Written for the [ profile] brittaanniethon on LJ for [ profile] lenina20, who wanted Britta/Annie/Abed future fic.

Read more... )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (j&tb)
You were just thinking "Man, when is Briana going to finish that Community/MST3K crossover fic she started writing 3 months ago?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 2 of 2)
Word Count: 1260 (this part)
Notes: Still [personal profile] dancesontrains's fault. Same notes apply as in Part One. Also, if you don't know what The Human Centipede is, I would suggest asking a trusted friend or family member because they might have more consideration for your delicate sensibilities than the wiki summary or anything you might Google would.

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

I would totally let you be the front part of the centipede, for what it's worth )
neigedens: jeff and abed are hungover (jeff/abed)
You guys it is fall and do you know what that means? It means it's time for MORE COMMUNITY FIC YEAHHHHH.

Title: Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name
Rating: Teen, for language. No warnings.
Word Count: 5,300
Pairing: Jeff/Shirley
Notes: Set sort of nebulously in the second half of season 1, so no season 2 spoilers. Thanks to [personal profile] wordsatourbacks for the excellent beta job.
Summary: Jeff pretends to be Shirley's boyfriend. "You know, this is starting to be less like Cheers and more like Three's Company."

neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (uhura hearts you yes you)
Title: Love in Technicolor
Fandom: Star Trek (2009)
Warnings: None.
Notes: This is my [community profile] femslash10 fic, written for [personal profile] karmageddon. Big thanks to [ profile] custardpringle for the beta job and not letting me panic/procrastinate. Title from Janelle Monáe's "BaBobByeYa."

Summary: Gaila had been on the only escape pod that had failed to reestablish contact after the Narada attack, so, all in all, Uhura wasn't very surprised when Gaila and the rest of the previously dead crew showed up again on the Enterprise six months after. Or at least, not as surprised as she could have been. Gaila had always had a talent of showing up in the middle of confusing situations.

Read more... )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (troy/abed)
You were just thinking, "Why hasn't anyone written any Community/MST3K crossover fic?" SURE YOU WERE.

Title: Experiment 513: Kickpuncher (Part 1 of 2)
Word Count: 960 (this part)
Notes: This is ENTIRELY [personal profile] dancesontrains's fault. I wrote it because it was an idea of hers. It probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen the MST3K ep Mitchell. The dates between the two canons don't quite make sense, but "if you're wondering how the timelines work out and other geographic facts / just repeat to yourself 'It's just a fic, I should really just relax.'"

Summary: Troy and Abed's summer temp job goes a little off the rails.

there's a holodeck? )

neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed/troy)
Title: The High School After High School (3/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 7,200 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

Part Two.

Part Three )
neigedens: dude covering a goat's ears (escapegoat)
Title: The High School After High School (2/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 5,500 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

Part Two )

Part Three
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (abed is listening)
Title: The High School After High School (1/3)
Author: [personal profile] neigedens
Word Count: 3,7 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: Spoilers for 1.06, 1.04, and probably a few others. The title is a quote from The Home Economics Story. Thanks to [ profile] ncc_gqmf for beta-ing and [ profile] custardpringle for the constant support/word wars. ♥

Summary: Troy had disappeared. He's already been gone one day, and he has nine school days left before Greendale's attendance policies (which are, as Jeff Winger has always called them, positively high schoolian) catch up with him. Abed isn't so worried about that; he's got bigger thoughts on his mind than just truancy. Abed's almost positive that Troy's been kidnapped, but the first hurdle, of course, is always convincing others to see what's right in front of their eyes.

Part One )

Part Two

Part Three
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Community's been renewed for a second season! The whole show makes me so happy, what with the nudity and the bagles and the ABED FUCKING NADIR FUCK YEAH. Plus the cast all seem like such great, lolzy people that enjoy working together so I'm glad they are not going to soon be unemployed! \o/

So, on that note, IT'S FIC TIME AGAIN YEAHHHH. This time I have spun the Community pairing roulette wheel and landed on...Shirley/Britta! I honestly don't think this fic is the best (it is full of sap), but I love this pairing so much that I'm hoping other people will be inspired to write better stories. PLEASE WRITE SOME SHIRLEY/BRITTA, I AM BEGGING YOU.

Title: Misdirection
Author: [ profile] neigedens
Word Count: 1894
Notes: I started writing this for the [ profile] femslash_today porn battle but I was too late. Whoops. Anyway, the prompt was "sexual prospects." Sort of a tag to 1.04, "Social Psychology."

I could give you a really good orgasm. Does that sound too conceited? )
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Oh man, so I have been meaning to repost this forever because I really like it and I think I posted it at a comm or something. ANYWAY, here it is, for posterity's sake. It's a fic I wrote during a darker time in my life, when I was eating a lot more tuna than I'm strictly comfortable with.

Title: Of Hostages and Hot Dish
Author: [ profile] neigedens
Rating: G for General
Word Count: 1132 words
Time Period: Episode 512--Mitchell
Summary: Mike faces the reality that he will be shot into space and that some people are annoyingly fond of their own hot dish.
Notes: MST3K and related characters and settings are obviously the property of Best Brains, Inc. Good on them.

Just who was it who decided to give every whack job with a green lab coat a rocket ship and a satellite, anyway? )
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I've been kind of failing at finishing existing fic lately (I have an Epic Community Fic in the works and I'd like to finish up this story about Mirror!Uhura for [ profile] halfamoon) but I have been uncommonly productive so I have written this little fic, which has fulfilled my life-long dream of containing both robots and a sex scene without actually devolving into robosexualness.

Title: Everyone Is a Robot
Author: [ profile] neigedens
Word Count: 1375
Pairing: Troy/Abed
Rating: Adult
Notes: Tag to 1.15, "Romantic Expressionism." Contains cross-dressing, cyborgs.

Summary: There's something very formalized about a filmed sex scene, even if one of you is in partial drag and the other is wearing a robot arm.

give me some fivesies! )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (tiny nipples)
Oh man, so I have been a fic MACHINE lately. [ profile] custardpringle and I have been word warring a lot and it is very useful, because not only do you write a lot more, but there is a supportive voice to give you advice and such after every 200 words or so! And it's all very game of her because I have been on a Community kick and she does not watch Community and yet still reads my shit and says nice things. So &her;!

Anyway, this was written for the porn battle, but I wanted to post it here all properly and whatnot, just 'cause.

Title: you don't have to call me lieutenant (and i don't want to be your son)
Author: [ profile] neigedens
Word Count: 561
Pairings: Jeff/Shirley
Rating: Teen
Notes: No spoilers. The prompt was "stepdad."

'God, you're so wonderful,' he murmurs into her mouth, and of course it's always nice to hear that sort of thing, even from a shallow metrosexual playboy like Jeff. )
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TITLE: Rewriting the Script
SPOILERS: None, really. Takes place after 1.04, "Social Psychology"
NOTES: Thanks to [ profile] ishie for the beta.
SUMMARY: Jeff and Britta understand that Abed is making a new movie, and that they're part of it, and that Troy and Annie are the romantic leads. They just don't understand...well, pretty much everything else.

Jeff has been cast as the Outwardly Unfriendly Stranger with a Heart of Gold, and Britta is the Femme Fatale. )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
Yeah, so, this is dumb Troy/Abed fluff. I usually resent such labels (HOW RESTRAINING THEY ARE) and yet. This is is fluff, and nothing else.
Set immediately after 'The Politics of Human Sexuality.' )
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (Default)
So you know when you're up late at night, watching Star Trek movies, and suddenly you want to write Spock/McCoy fic from when Bones had Spock's katra all up in his grill? We all go through that phase, but some of us are weaker than others!

TITLE: Do Vulcans Dream of Electric Doctors?
PAIRING: Spock/McCoy
SUMMARY: “It's probably not even your fault, Spock,” he muttered. “I was probably destined to go mad in space some day anyway. You probably just made the process a lot more efficient. How typical.” Dr. McCoy has got Vulcan on the brain.
NOTES: This fic is set during “The Search for Spock” and happens to reference a lot to a certain TOS episode, the second season's “Bread and Circuses.” For those of you who have not seen it, I will sum up: gladiators and ~sexual tension~. That's about it.

Also thanks to Chickdude, [ profile] ms_treesap, and [ profile] ishie for beta-ing and reading beforehand.

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Hi! I'm not dead, in fact. I took a self-imposed leave of absence and kind of forgot about LJ. But I have fic, oddly enough. I started writing it after reading Catch-22, which may explain some things. Or perhaps not. It is the first chapter of a longer fic

Title: A Day in the Life
Word Count: 3,300 (this chapter)
Rating: PG
Summary: In the happy-go-lucky days following the defeat of You-Know-Who, the people have thrown off the Shackles of Tyranny, Dean is a journalist, Seamus is completely bonkers, and the Wizarding world seems to have misplaced their Chosen One...

Read more... )
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Happy New Year, everyone! Instead of outlining the Constitution (ugh) like I'm supposed to be doing right now, I've brought you this little story, my fic for the [ profile] govt_stole_toad Resolutions Challenge. I had prompt #5.

(BTW, we all acknowledge that the Government Stole My Toad is the best ship name ever, while the rest usually suck? Ok, good.)

Title: Unknown Territories
Author: Briana Rose ([ profile] briana_rose07)
Format and Word Count: One-shot, 1600 words
Rating: G
Summary: "Everyone is frightened of something," she said. "Brave people just know exactly what it is.” After the funeral Neville and Luna discuss their futures.
Author's Notes: Kind of a companion piece to Thestrals.

Read more... )
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It's been a long time since I wrote proper HP fic. One day I will write a Lupin fic that duplicates the conversation in my icon, but until then please enjoy this little story:

Title: Thestrals
Author: Yours truly
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,990 words
Summary: After the funeral Dean Thomas meets up with his old teacher by the Forbidden Forest. Genfic.

Thestrals )


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