neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (gus is the awesomest shit)
According to Wonkette, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann will be coming to my fair city next week in order to make-out? PRAISE GOD AND COUNTRY TOGETHER and possibly also incite violence. In the past, my new girlfriend Tarryl Clark has drawn unflattering comparisons between these two women, since they're both crazy ladies who love Jesus and Ronald Reagan* and seeing their own faces on Fox News, but I can't help but think that this is unfair to Michele Bachmann, who actually does have a job even if, by all accounts, she does it pretty shittily. She doesn't have time to increase veterans' benefits for her constituents and get health care for uninsured children, she's got an appearance on Glenn Beck and she may be called upon to soul kiss George W. Bush again!

Also! Last night Nyssa and I went to see Food, Inc. together. Most of it was stuff I already knew, but I enjoyed it a lot, especially Joel Salatin the crazy idealistic farmer guy. I liked his point (which was kind of backed up by, oh, everything else in the film) about how the companies treat the meat and the livestock is indicative of how they treat their workers. Also I was really hungry while watching it, but then of course I wasn't, so it was sort of fucked up!

*Possibly the same person??? Have you ever seen the two of them in a room together?
neigedens: shirley examining tiny nipples (HYPOSPRAPE)
It seems like every time Michele Bachmann opens her mouth lately, I will get a phone call from these Tarryl Clark people, and the conversation always goes something like this:

THEM: Hey there, Registered Democrat-Farmer-Labor Party Member! Do you hate Michele Bachmann?
ME: Boy do I!
THEM: How much do you hate her?
ME: A whole lot!
THEM: Do you 15 bucks hate her?
ME: I--well, what did she say?
THEM: [INSERT WHATEVER RACIST/IGNORANT/VIOLENT SHIT MICHELE BACHMANN HAS SAID THIS WEEK]
ME: Jesus fucking Christ, let me give you 15 bucks and also every penny I own.

Ha, this Tarryl Clark has really got my number! It's like with every $15 I feel less and less compelled to kick Michele Bachmann in the shins.

(No, I'm just kidding. That is a feeling that never goes away.)
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