An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

Hello, flist/circle! I added a bunch of people a few weeks ago during the 3W4DW Social Anxiety Friending Meme and then, for reasons that I hope are obvious, didn't update for like six weeks after that. Anyway, hello, new friends and old! Sorry it took so long for me to, like, say stuff.

So, what have I been up to? Well, many things: I've been using 750words.com to start a daily writing habit and, as a consequence, I've been starting a few fics for Doctor Who (which I am loving thise season.) I've signed up at the LJ comm ficfinishing in the hopes of finishing one (or all!) of them before they're made obsolete by new episodes.

For whatever reason, though, the story that has the most momentum right now is the one that doesn't have a deadline. I started writing a Star Trek: TOS/Star Wars crossover for the lulz, and now it's about 10,000 words of Uhura/McCoy/Han Solo sex and heist shenanigans. The working title is "How Uhura made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs." There...really is no excuse for this.

But anyway, as a consequence of this I'm rewatching the original trilogy. Because I'm worried about making Chewbacca in-character. It's difficult to imagine what his speech patterns must sound like in Shryiiwook! So anyway, expect a post about "A New Hope" later, because now that I haven't updated in weeks it's imperative that I do it like three times in a day. Duh.

So, in conclusion: nice to meet you, new f/rlisters, and I apologize in advance.

Hello there, femslash10 writer! If you have been assigned me, you should know that I am pretty happy with mostly anything. I multi-ship like it's my religion and like a wide-variety of genres. I prefer light-hearted fic as a rule (which I think fits the fandoms I've requested, to a degree?). Not to say that I don't get into Serious Fic, but something with a lolzy edge to it is always appreciated. Obviously all of the stuff I mention here is just a guide and you should feel free to GO WILD.

( stuff re: my requests )

Random shit I like: prison escape stories, stupid sitcom-esque plots (especially with Community), bantering, ~chosen families~, robots, dogs, robot dogs.

And that's all I can think of! Thank you and I hope this helps you in writing. I love all these fandoms and I'm sure I will like whatever you write. ♥

When you see this, post a snippet from your works-in-progress.

Oh my gosh this is exciting.

( 3 ST: TOS excerpts )

( 2 Community excerpts )

( 1 Doctor Who/MST3K excerpt )

Ha, that was really fun. :D

So this year I think I officially wrote enough fic that I can justify posting a MOTHERFUCKING FIC ROUNDUP.

Uh, and by that I mean that I posted a grand total of two (2) fics this year. But that is one (1) more than last year, so here are the links!

Do Vulcans Dream of Electric Doctors?, which is Spock/McCoy mindsex set during Search for Spock.

Rewriting the Script, which is Community fic where Annie and Abed and Troy make a sex tape.

This is a tiny list, sure, but I still feel ok because

1) I actually did write 50,000 words of fic for NaNo this year that I am still editing. (And by editing of course I mean opening the tab in Google Docs for a second and then shuddering and looking away.)

2) I have a Big Plans! For the future! With fic and fun pairings! (like Shirley/Britta from Community. For some reason I am really into this pairing all of a sudden. *_*) Possibly I will make more fic lists. IDK, I forgot how fun it is posting fic on archives instead of just your LJ, you know? It feels more ~official~ for absolutely no reason at all.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Funny story: a long time ago I used to pretend that I was so beyond memes because I was very intellectually smrt and stuff and my opinions were original and important. Well, I am older and arguably wiser now and I know better than to pretend. I FUCKING LOVE MEMES YOU GUYS.

My username is: neigedens, because oú sont les d'antan? :(

My journal name is: Veteran Minimalist, which I had forgotten but it's what Tom calls Crow in "Pod People" when they are making beautiful music together. ♥

My title is: "If you're like me, and I know I am..." which is something Joel says like once during an invention exchange, I don't even remember which episode.

My subtitle is: None because we live in strapped times and not all of us can afford to throw subtitles on everything ok. >:(

My friends page is called: "You're all evil and I hope you all have snacks!" which is again with the MST3K. It's from the episode "The Thing That Couldn't Die," which is my favorite MST episode with a disembodied head-theme. (Not to be confused with "The Brain that Couldn't Die," which is basically the same movie but with a lady as the disembodied head instead of a pirate and also is a bit skeevier because women's bodies are commodified like whoa. Like seriously, the plot of the movie is "I have to kill a woman and steal her body for mah lovely, crazy girlfriend. Who's just a head." DDDDDDDD:) Also it's an awesome episode because the host segments are a parody of "Shore Leave," which I didn't realize until, like, last week. /o\

My default icon is: because Bones has had it with these motherfucking tribbles on this motherfucking starship. >:/ Except when Spock's around, in which case he looooooves them because they're cute.

So you know when you're up late at night, watching Star Trek movies, and suddenly you want to write Spock/McCoy fic from when Bones had Spock's katra all up in his grill? We all go through that phase, but some of us are weaker than others!

TITLE: Do Vulcans Dream of Electric Doctors?
PAIRING: Spock/McCoy
SUMMARY: “It's probably not even your fault, Spock,” he muttered. “I was probably destined to go mad in space some day anyway. You probably just made the process a lot more efficient. How typical.” Dr. McCoy has got Vulcan on the brain.
NOTES: This fic is set during “The Search for Spock” and happens to reference a lot to a certain TOS episode, the second season's “Bread and Circuses.” For those of you who have not seen it, I will sum up: gladiators and ~sexual tension~. That's about it.

Also thanks to Chickdude, ms_treesap, and ishie for beta-ing and reading beforehand.
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( DAMMIT JIM )

I have been re-reading Harry Potter for the first time in what turned out to be quite awhile! It turns out that I never actually read HBP nor DH after the first 48 hours that I bought them, so subsequently I misremembered where I put one and also totally forgot the glory that is

Roonil Wazlib

For shame, I know. I have very vague memories of DH as well because I was high on a mixture of Robitussin and adrenaline from almost being in a car crash during those tumultuous 48 hours in which I read it. I do remember HARRY, RON, AND HERMIONE ROBBING THE BANK WITH A DRAGON, FUCK YEAH and also a bunch of all the characters I loved dying, which kind of killed my joy over the dragonjacking. D: Still, &my first OT3; I am looking forward to when I finally find my copy of DH. If I ever do. lol messiest bedroom D:

Also! I have a Dreamwidth which I keep forgetting to use. I am going to use it soon, though, when I finish this ST fic I'm writing, though, so, you know. Watch for that. :/

One of the (many) things I love about "The Tholian Web" is that it proves that, while Vulcans can't lie, they can apparently troll when it's for the lolz GREAT JUSTICE. Maybe this exception only applies to Kirk?

Anyway, the point is that Spock and Bones are so in loooooove and this is proven because Spock called him Bones and then Bones was so overcome with ~emotion~ that he fainted in Spock's arms which totally qualifies as some sort of subtext. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THIS IS AMAZING.

PROPOSITION: Someone should make a Kirk vid set to EVERY BRITNEY SPEARS SONG EVER.