An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

This fic needs to reach everyone, every where. It's that good.

Turning Towards Television, Community/Star Trek: TOS Crossover. Spock/M'Benga, Scotty/Uhura, Kirk/Shirley, Jeff/Uhura. Instead of traveling to the 1960s and meeting with up Gary Seven, the Enterprise travels to 2011 where they seek to investigate the media saturated culture of the day. They end up with more than they bargained for when they beam down to Greendale.

I love crossovers, you guys. I used to have no opinion on them. I can't even believe that.

So, I haven't updated in about 20 years, sorry about that. And now that I AM updating I'm doing it from an impossibly tiny mini laptop I'm borrowing from my mom because in the past two weeks I have somehow managed to put BOTH of our household's main computers out of comission, which is upsetting but also a little impressive, if I do say so myself.

Anyway, hi! I came back for one purpose and one purpose only, and that is: to do this silly WIP meme that's been going around.

( yeahhhhhh )

Also this is not on Gdocs because I started it after I abused all our poor laptops so badly, but I am continuing the tradition of inapppropriate Community crossovers with one where Eleven and Amy save Greendale from some vague alien threat. I think in the end Abed and Amy should run off together and run their own detective agency, though, amirite?

Quick check-in before NaNo starts! I am neigedens at the NaNo website so add me if you are there as well. For those of you who are curious, instead of writing fanfic this year for episodes of Trek:TOS that were so bad I could only watch most of it once, this year I am writing original sci-fi romance. Here's the summary!

( click IF YOU DARE )

In case you couldn't tell, this is kind of all being pulled out of my ass! I look forward to this month very much, at any rate, it should be fun!

Now to talk about the really important: how much do I love Community? God I love it so much sometimes.

Hello there, femslash10 writer! If you have been assigned me, you should know that I am pretty happy with mostly anything. I multi-ship like it's my religion and like a wide-variety of genres. I prefer light-hearted fic as a rule (which I think fits the fandoms I've requested, to a degree?). Not to say that I don't get into Serious Fic, but something with a lolzy edge to it is always appreciated. Obviously all of the stuff I mention here is just a guide and you should feel free to GO WILD.

( stuff re: my requests )

Random shit I like: prison escape stories, stupid sitcom-esque plots (especially with Community), bantering, ~chosen families~, robots, dogs, robot dogs.

And that's all I can think of! Thank you and I hope this helps you in writing. I love all these fandoms and I'm sure I will like whatever you write. ♥

Few Community things!

- agiantcookie is a new Troy/Abed comm on LJ! Nothing's really posted there yet so PERHAPS YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CHANGE THAT. :D?
- community_tv is having a Shirley Fanworks Meme which is an idea so awesome that I may have just died and gone to heaven.

Yesterday night/this morning I went to a party/wake for my friend's Shih Tzu, Andy, AKA the Pirate Pooch. They called him that because he was so old towards the end there that he had only one eye, two snaggly-teeth, and he walked in a way that I can't really describe but that made me think that he should have been carrying a blunderbuss, if that makes any sense at all. At any rate, up until the end he wasn't in pain and was a really sweet, good-natured little guy, so hopefully somewhere he is happy, Pirate Pooch-ing it up like there's no tomorrow. ♥

(Unfortunately, this has made think about how my own dog is only a year younger than Andy was. Thankfully, I think Lily has made some sort of pact with Satan and is going to live for a long time, just to spite all her enemies. ♥Lily♥)

When you see this, post a snippet from your works-in-progress.

Oh my gosh this is exciting.

( 3 ST: TOS excerpts )

( 2 Community excerpts )

( 1 Doctor Who/MST3K excerpt )

Ha, that was really fun. :D

Title: The High School After High School (3/3)
Author: neigedens
Word Count: 7,200 this part; 16,278 total
Pairings/Characters: Abed/Troy, Annie, ensemble
Rating: Teen
Notes: See notes in Part One.

Part Two.

( Part Three )

This weekend kind of sucked! I was feeling ill early on last week and then over the weekend I lost my voice, which means that I had to call into work and I couldn't speak or, even, sing. IT WAS THE WORST GAGA DAY EVER. ;_;

But anyway! I have a bunch of answers to that OTP meme from mona. I will probably answer more later, but this is all I felt like doing now:

( Shirley/Britta )

( Troy/Abed )

( Sokka/Suki/Toph )

Yes I can relate MST3K to anything why do you ask?

I try to make a lot of goals for myself, in order to get through my day. One of these goals is "Do not make a small child burst into tears," but unfortunately yesterday this goal was UNREACHABLE. It was just before my shift started at work and I went into the bathroom without really thinking and smacked this four year-old kid really hard on the back of the head with the door. D: It wasn't really my fault, but I still felt bad, maybe because I used to be that kid who ill-advisedly stood in places where I was likely to get hit in the face. Being a kid is rough, let me tell you. (Unfortunately, I stayed like that until I was, like, 16.)

But anyway, that's all behind me! Tonight I don't work plus Nyssa and I are going to this Feministing thingy right here tonight (feminism plus FREE PIZZA) so it should be good times!

Also crackers4jenn made this awesome picspam explaining why you should watch Community, the primary argument of which is BECAUSE PRETTY. *_* God I love this show.

Also, have I mentioned how I want to learn how to vid just so I can make one for Community set to "I Don't Feel Like Dancing." It would basically be like this one except it would have Troy and Britta in spandex and Abed tap-dancing instead of Stephen Colbert:


...And now I want Stephen Colbert to guest star on Community.

Oh man, so this made my day:



( rest of interview under cut )
(You can't actually see any of his junk. Not that I checked. Or rechecked.)

Also, I am almost finished writing a Community fic that is going to be about 15,000 words long? I'M AS CONFUSED AS EVERYONE ELSE BY THIS. Anyway, have an excerpt? :D? It is about 200 words:

( Troy had disappeared. He'd been gone one day and he had nine school days left before Greendale's attendance policies caught up with him. )

Look, I have really boring classes this semester. /o\