FETCH ME MY RAKE

This neighbor of ours who lives down the street from us set off these firecrackers at 2 in the morning last night. Which normally would not wake me up but Brett had linked me to the Cradle level from "Thief 3", AKA the creepiest video game EVER (I guess, according to him? It's not like I'd really know.) Anyway, I was FREAKED so I didn't get to sleep really until 1 and then just as I was about to fall asleep the dog barked and I woke up and after I figured out that 1) I wasn't being shot at and 2) it wasn't hailing I was PISSED OFF. God. So pissed off. So pissed off that I had to log back onto LJ just to make an entry detailing my epic pissed off-ness.

God. Where's a fucking fire when I need one?