An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

I just started classes so I haven't been watching much of the DNC coverage yet, but I am already dreading when the Republicans come to town in a couple of weeks. The good thing is that from a purely logistic standpoint it should be too bad for me because even in a packed downtown that's still missing a bridge will be utter hell to navigate during a convention, thanks to my killer bus pass it shouldn't be too bad. The bad news is that I'm sort of afraid that the black cloud of evil that accompanies Cheney wherever he goes will set off my asthma. Also, three words: STROM THURMOND'S GHOST. It's probably never occurred to you, but think about it. You'd be terrified as well.

Also, I'm considering going to a protest and I totally want to make a sign but I don't know what I'd put on it other than something lame like MASSIVE FAILURE TECHNOLOGY 100% or something.