An Unshaven Collection of Bad Habits Marinated in Alcohol

I hate when it's so late at night that I feel like despairing about something, but I'm so unimaginative that I can only think of really stupid things to despair about. Like right now I'm crying over the fact that recently I spontaneously became allergic to watermelon. It makes my throat swell up and my lips itch.

I really loved watermelon, you guys. There will never be another fruit for me. ;_;