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(He is just so damn cute.)
Anyway:
How you can tell you are reading a Briana Rose fic, you lucky dog, you:
1. Commas are either over- or underused. There isn't a happy medium when it comes to commas.
2. There is Lupin.
3. A Beatle is somehow referenced.
5. The header promises a Lupin/Tonks pairing, but all you seem to see them doing is eating stuff or talking about eating stuff. Similar to that...
6. There are absolutely no unsavory or immoral or even slightly interesting themes whatsoever. No gets "biz-zay" or has any sort of romantic relationship at all.
7. It is a very short one-shot and the author seems to have a very short attention span.
8. Do I really have to do ten of these?
9. If it isn't a one-shot it hasn't been updated in at least six months.
10. Random changes in tense are not only common, they are expected and welcomed with open arms.
10. The author can't count very well.
There. Now I'm going back to staring at George Michael, if you'll excuse me.
Anyway:
How you can tell you are reading a Briana Rose fic, you lucky dog, you:
1. Commas are either over- or underused. There isn't a happy medium when it comes to commas.
2. There is Lupin.
3. A Beatle is somehow referenced.
5. The header promises a Lupin/Tonks pairing, but all you seem to see them doing is eating stuff or talking about eating stuff. Similar to that...
6. There are absolutely no unsavory or immoral or even slightly interesting themes whatsoever. No gets "biz-zay" or has any sort of romantic relationship at all.
7. It is a very short one-shot and the author seems to have a very short attention span.
8. Do I really have to do ten of these?
9. If it isn't a one-shot it hasn't been updated in at least six months.
10. Random changes in tense are not only common, they are expected and welcomed with open arms.
10. The author can't count very well.
There. Now I'm going back to staring at George Michael, if you'll excuse me.