your dad's alcoholic golf buddy is man from u.n.c.l.e.

I've started mainlining episodes of that 60's classic Man from U.N.C.L.E. It is another one of my pleasing (for the most part) romps into old-school slash fandom, and also (most importantly): it's got Illya! And Napoleon, who is good for some lolz, but mostly Illya! Illya gets taken down by the bad guys every episode in hilarious and heartbreaking ways and usually it's up to his bff Napoleon to save him!

What's my favorite Illya-gets-kidnapped moment? Is it the time Sharon Tate kissed him and then pushed him down a well? Is it the time the English aristocrat put him in his dungeon and then later threatened him with a poker? Is it the time Martin Landau put him in a cage full of vampire bats? Is it the time the hippies were attacking him and he decided that only way to save himself was by reciting defensive beatnik poetry?

You know, I can't even answer my own question, all the choices are just too fabulous. :DDDDDDD